Famous by proxy

I got these over the Canadian Thanksgiving weekend, and am thrilled. Before I was using old bottles from Malabar that were supposed to hold paint for a spray thing. It’s late and my brain is a little broken. An airbrush! Anyway, they were $1.99 each, or 9 for $29.99, but you get a metal thing to mount to your wall. Lucky for me, my entire kitchen is metal and I stuck them to the stove hood. Oven hood? Range hood.

Guess how many times I sneezed while transferring spices. The correct answer is lots of times.

If you’re wondering, located above the new spice rack is a squeaky monk on a cel phone my mother gave me, a geode from my dad, an antique metal match holder and my collection of Kool-Aid points. I am waiting for a decent prize to be offered. I think I have a million points by now, so I might just buy the entire company. (Last time I checked all I qualified for was rub on tattoos.)