Month: September 2008

Old skool

Posted by – 19/09/2008

I wish I still had my old Metropass id card. They aren’t required anymore, which is good.

old

I look toughballs. I found an old cd with pictures on it, so I am going through them and seeing what’s what. Lots of good old stuff, indeed!

guns are fun

Taken on our trip to Vegas, early 2001. I didn’t shoot any guns, the testosterone in the store was a little overwhelming…

let it snow

Snowmen Shannon and I made. I like that their arms are old fireworks, presumably from the New Year’s party that year. The old lady that lived near him knocked them over the minute we went inside.

Quack!

Posted by – 19/09/2008

This Peanut Looks Like a Duck got picked up by FoodGawker! Ha!

Ta da!

Hoorah!

Posted by – 17/09/2008

I got my winter boots in the mail! Yay, I LOVE them, way more than I even thought I would!! And they fit, so that’s an exciting bonus, I had visions of limping everywhere this winter. And I know they are warm, I accosted a woman wearing them (but hers were white) at Price Choppers last year, and she told me they were great. Now I need to get new jeans to tuck in. All my other winter boots are manly steel toes…

Lovely!

And they were cheap too! $85 off the retail, ha ha HA! Brown’s sells Pajars for $175!

Thanks to Ali times eleventy million!

Note to self:

Posted by – 16/09/2008

Turd crumb? Thanks, Nicole and Paris. I am calling the CRTC as soon as my phone plan allows me to do so for free.

Ew

Posted by – 15/09/2008

So this won’t top the maggots in the kitchen rolling a couple balloons story, but it’s still pretty horrible:

Today, on the subway platform, a couple I see almost daily outside the bank near the corner of Yonge and Eglinton. She has a little doggy that isn’t terribly friendly to strangers and he sells the homeless paper. They are friendly enough. I have never seen them traveling before,  and he was dragging a small suitcase with wheels. Something about it caught my eye, something moving inside it, visible in a open zipper. I looked closer…COCKROACHES!!!! Lots of ‘em! I quickly scurried away, like a cockroach would, out of fear. Then I got my wits about me and took a picture with my phone. So, yeah, it’s blurry and you can’t see anything gross, but trust me, there was probably a hundred bugs in the pocket and who knows how many more inside. Then I purposely sat as far away from that bag as I could…

beware!!

Would it be possible to get bedbugs this way? I worry about stuff like that… :(

Yawn

Posted by – 15/09/2008

I barely slept last night because of the gale force winds rattling the window. It sounded like a tornado and there were several moments when I clutched Shannon’s hand, convinced I would be covered in shattered glass from the window blowing in.

I actually speak from experience: when I was 7, I was in a tornado! I was born in Woodstock, Ontario, as we already know, but we’d moved away by the time I was a year old. My god parents were still there and in August 1979, my parents dropped my sister and I off at their house for the weekend. Now that I think about it, I wonder what my parents were up to? Doesn’t matter, I suppose, but there we were, playing outside on a hot summer day. Then the sky turned brown and we all just stood around gazing at it. This is my godparent’s kids, Laurie and Aiden, my sister and me. Then Auntie Linda was yelling at us, get in the house, in her crazy Yorkshire accent. We could tell something was about to happen, something big, and we all raced inside to watch out the dining room window. I remember seeing a funnel in the distance, and that was when Linda told us to all get into the basement, which we did. All the kids and Linda hid behind a La-Z-Boy chair, screaming, for what seemed like an hour (and I think even later, describing it to my parents, I told them a longer time than it actually was) while Uncle Brian raced around and tried to close all the windows. Open them? I don’t remember which. Anyway, crash, bang, boom, blow, and it was over. Their house wasn’t destroyed, but a lot of the windows were smashed and the big front bay window, in the master bedroom, was blown in, frame and all, with bricks all hanging about. Then we explored the neighbourhood to see the damage. It was scary and exciting.

That night we slept at someone else’s house, one not damaged in the storm. I don’t know who’s. Then the following night we all packed up and went home to our house, in Niagara-On-The-Lake. That was when I realized our house did not have a basement and I worried about more tornadoes coming, dreamed about being blown away forever for many years.

Last night’s storm brought me back to that place of terror and I am really zonked now. Of course, today’s my first day back to work in two weeks, so that will be fun…

The end is near

Posted by – 13/09/2008

It’s a foggy evening, here in High Park. It keeps getting thicker and thicker and we can barely see our neighbouring apartment buildings. I have to say I love it, it’s spooky and romantic, sort of.

fog

Weeeee!

Posted by – 12/09/2008

I love this picture that was taken by the auto-picture-taker on the Crazy Cat ride at the CNE. Across is Joan, Anika, Ari and me.

fun? wow!

Anika’s face is classic!

Woo!

Posted by – 11/09/2008

I got my shirts in the mail, thanks Threadless!

shirts

They are both awesome. The skull one is super bright, with the glow in the dark fairies hidden on it. The vampire one is crazy, with the red flames and veins showing up in the sun and the eyes and teeth in the dark. Ari and I tested them both in the bathroom (I’d already tested once in my closet, where I took the pictures!) and they glow really well!

I can’t wait to wear them!

Also hung out with the babies today, they were a joy, as per usual. Didn’t take any new pictures but they didn’t mind!

All action, all the time

Posted by – 10/09/2008

I sat with Em’s babies for about an hour and a half yesterday while she was in a doctor appointment. It was just me and the kids and we had fun, believe it or not. They never stop moving these days, it’s crazy, and by the time I go home I am ready for bed. I don’t know how she does it.

action

Not one picture was not blurry.

We went to the Fairview mall after, just to hang out, you know, and cause trouble. Plus I needed a new watch battery. Did you know that you can still get your baby shoes bronzed? I thought that went out with, ahem, the bronze age. My dad used to joke about getting a pair of his underwear bronzed, he’d had them so long. I loved the typo in the bronzing pamphlet. Footh? Just get one footh bronzed if you’re a total cheapskate.

ah ha

I don’t think anyone does this anymore. It’s pretty tacky, if you ask me. Of course now I am trying to think of something I own that would be funny to have bronzed.