As you already know, tomorrow is the big zombie walk here in Toronto. I’d never even heard of it until last year, when I was at work on a Sunday afternoon and an enormous crowd of zombies staggered past the window and-I think-tried to eat my brains.
I got my dress at Value Village a couple weeks ago, it was cheap, haha, and it’s pretty hideous. It’s so shiny, I hope fake blood sticks to it. I will wear jeans under it because I don’t want to be that zombie with a purse. That’s just crazy. And it’s long, so I can wear practical shoes, it’s a long walk. I will wear my fur stole (beaver? what creature died for it?) and a tiara. I think my back story is prom queen gets strangled by boyfriend because she won’t put out after the dance. Then gets autopsied and buried in her prom dress, then rises from the dead to eat brains…brains ease the pain of being dead.
The picture on the right is of the y incision that will be glued onto my chest and makeupped over with blood dripping down. There will be makeup hand prints on my neck, hopefully Shannon won’t mind.