I had the funniest conversation with the woman I work for today. She loves being vague, as you’ll see:
Me: Did you get an email from Julia lately?
T: Not yet.
Me: Did you get one yesterday?
T: Almost.
Me: You almost got one yesterday?
T: Probably.
Me: Are you trying to make me crazy?
T: Haha.
She really is trying to make me crazy, she fully admits it. Also, she’d drawn a self portrait on her wipe-off board, so I drew myself beside her:
You can’t tell, but she’s a full foot shorter than me in real life. I crouched down for the picture, haha.