I went to the twins’ first birthday party this afternoon. It was super fun, those kids make me so happy, I just love love love them! Everyone was oohing and aahing over watching their first bites of sugar, so I didn’t burst that bubble by talking about feeding them McDonald’s ice cream a couple weeks ago. If there’s anything organic in that stuff, someone please tell me.

It’s organic in the fact that you theoretically poop it out?
Yes, that works. And that it must pass through several organs before it gets pooped out.