Month: July 2009

Moving right along

Posted by – 11/07/2009

I’d tried to delete my myspace page a couple months ago but wasn’t able to  because I couldn’t remember the password for the email that I’d used to sign up. It’s my oldest email address and I think that it may be completely dead. So after I read an article on boingboing about people who were unable to delete their…some social networking thing…pages, I followed suit and am hoping that one day it just disappears. I still need to delete all the comments from friends-the most recent one was over a year ago which tells you how important it’s been to me.

myspace

I think a few of my (American) friends still use myspace, but for the most part, it’s a ghost town. It took forever to delete my blog there, ugh. That’s a part of my life I will never get back.

We went for a walk today in Tommy Thompson Park, which is really like a conservation area. We saw lots of different birds, a rabbit and Ari and I did an enormous service to the snails crawling on the path by rescuing them from being squashed by human feet. Snails are so cool, I love their eyes. Mostly when you pick them up, they hunch up into their shells, all scared. But sometimes they don’t notice and their eyes are sticking straight out, looking around and I kept wondering what they were thinking (“I’m in outer space I think!”) and then Shannon said they’re really just little machines with no real concious thought and I had to agree. Still, they’re cute and one rode on my rubber boot for 20 minutes. My passenger. Then I found a tiny baby snail and it crawled all over the back of my hand, climbing Mount Knuckle. Then my boot was rubbing my foot in a bad way so we turned around and hobbled back to the truck.

Then we got sushi from T&T. The salmon and avocado rolls are the best. I also got 4 yellow kiwis and the nice lady gave me a plastic spoon that has a serrated knife on the handle to cut the kiwis open and scoop them out.

I saw Bruno last night. Um. I did not enjoy it but maybe it’s better the second time ’round. I found it boring, tiresome and unfunny for the most part. Where Borat was cringingly painful to watch, Bruno was just awful. Maybe someone else could explain why I didn’t enjoy it. Maybe I am just tired of seeing weiners in every movie these days. It’s not shocking anymore, ok? SBC also enjoys taking a joke crazy far and in Borat (“What is this?” “It’s cheese.” “And this?” “Cheese.” “This?” “Also cheese.”) I found it hilarious, but in Bruno just annoying.

[Hmm, this review seems close to how I feel (which I read after discussing it at length with Shannon last night-he didn't see it yet- and after writing the above paragraph).]

Anyway. I get to see The Dead Sea Scrolls tomorrow with my dad. I will report here to say if it was funnier or less funny than Bruno.

Oh, and if you haven’t yet, you really ought to check out this version of the song Warm Leatherette sung by Peter Murphy with Trent Reznor, Jeordie White and Atticus Ross. It’s the most brilliant thing ever and I found it because my friend Ali was saying she’d heard The Normal’s version (aka, the original) of that song and how ridiculous it was so I wanted a refresher. This version is seriously awesome and if I don’t hear it daily I don’t feel complete. Yes, I’ve been banging on about it on facebook for a week. Peter Murphy’s playing in Toronto tonight at The Opera House and I’m strongly considering going. If only I had money.

Side project.

Posted by – 06/07/2009

I don’t really know what inspired this in-between-other-projects project, but my fingers have been on fire pumping it out. Each number will be attached indvidually, and I am planning on mounting on masonite, with a layer of cotton batting over, then fabric and finally the giant granny square. Yes, the hands-for now-are crochet hooks. Right now it’s about as big as a vinyl record cover (and has been transferred onto Kiss Dynasty for ease of moving).

Neat, eh? It’s tentatively promised to Gillian, but if she’s not up for it, it will be for sale. I also have other colour combos in mind, more earthy, ’70s flare, rusts, browns, beige, dark green…

clocky

This is the joke that never ends

Posted by – 02/07/2009

I wound up at a walk-in clinic this afternoon. Since we’ve been home from Cuba I have been blessed with pretty serious stomach cramps and haven’t had a solid…well, I will spare you the gorier details but let’s just say that the phrase “pissing out my asshole” is appropriate. Now I’ve been told to stick to a restricted diet-no caffeine, dairy, alcohol, spicy, greasy, fruit veggies-and just eat clear soup, apple juice, banana, mashed potato. Yum yum. That’s for the next three days, joy. Sunday night I am going to have seriously deep fried goodness, soaked in whiskey.

Anyway, on Tuesday I went out for lunch with my parents-it was my first foray into the distillery district. It’s, uh, swanky. This is a picture of me showing my dad my holiday pictures. It was taken before the ‘medium’ wings came that were so hot I could only manage to down three.  It was also taken before I dropped one on my white t shirt, leaving a giant orange stain on my belly. Good thing I brought along my jacket, ha ha!

tannity tan tan

My dad turns 70 next year. I think he looks super great!

OH OH OH

PS And most importantly, is there any of my buddies out there that would like to see the upcoming Harry Potter movie with me at the theatre? Please? Shannon has less than no interest and my boss would find it too scary. I don’t care to go on opening night-too busy, but maybe the weekend after?

Playing catch up

Posted by – 02/07/2009

It seems, in hot weather, I let a lot of things slide. Don’t worry, Treyci and Jana, I haven’t forgotten about you or your acorns. Largely, they’re done, I just need more caps-which seems to be a problem right now. There are lots of things I’ve been meaning to blog about and now’s as good a time as any. Right?

1 My Hair. People still want to know how it’s going, and it’s still great. No shampoo since December and it looks super. My hair regimen goes like this: Sunday morning, I brush my hair out and then hop into a shower, rinse, use conditioner (Suave is the cheapest no-cone one I can find) and rinse with cold water. Then I squeeze as much water out of it as I can and wrap it in a microfiber towel for half an hour to soak up whatever is left. Don’t worry, it’s still really wet after that. Then I use a squirt of Badur’s vegan leave-in conditioner (which I LOVE LOVE LOVE). And I scrunch my hair to encourage curliness and that’s it. Mid week, like, Thursday, I often rinse again, but don’t condition, and use the leave-in. My hair is getting crazy long, it’s almost to my waist when wet. I am kind of dying for a hair cut but I’m scared to see a stylist who’s all hung up on washing the shit out of it and wrecking my 6+ months of no ‘poo.

best stuff in the world!

2 Punk Medics. So, Badur generously gave me 2 big bottles of his new bath products line in the hopes that I would write a kind review. Well, it took me long enough, eh? It’s super great stuff, both the leave-in and the Body Wash.  Took me a bit to wrap my head around using products with no perfumes in them, but now I am a convert. The body wash is so nice, it’s soft and makes your skin feel super clean. And I will only use that leave-in from now on. And vegan? Yes please!

3 Ha ha. Yesterday we were stopped at a red light beside this red Viper that took off like a bat out of hell when the light turned green. Shannon was in the middle of saying how dollar for dollar that car is the best deal out there when a police car pulled him over. I guess the cop was hidden behind the big old truck. We all had a good laugh.

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4 Sprinkle city. Ari and her good pal Cassie (“It’s short for Cassandra!”) love ice cream and they especially love ice cream that’s been encrusted with sprinkles. Shannon found this vat at the grocery store and I can’t wait to see Ari’s face when she sees it. Pure joy.

lots of sprinkles? It will last about 6 bowls of ice cream, if that.

5 And the rest. I found the goat milk yogurt I’ve been looking for since I was in Montreal. It’s by Liberty and it’s so intense, sour and delicious. I might turn it into cheese. I also found a pop that I like and that Shannon  does not like so I am guaranteed a glass of it when I want it. Our space is getting hot and I think it’s time to invest in a couple more tarps to cover the sun intensifying windows. We’ve loaned our main space to the girls next door who are aerial acrobats, they’ve hung a giant chandelier and have been doing their stuff….Any questions?

ps 2 more things-I made Shannon’s favourite summer salad (the chickpea, pasta, dill, lemon, feta one) and I am planning on making this pizza for dinner with a few substitutions…heck yesss!