Shannon already blogged about our day and I am completely distracted by what must be the world’s sorest feet, but I did think I needed to add my own 2 cents: Poor old Michael Jackson. Even a year after his death they haven’t found his nose.
I went to Niagara Falls, NY on Thursday. My mom took me cross border shopping, it was great. Got some alsome scores at my beloved Target (I mean, 100 antihistamines for just over $4? Heck yes!) and we had lunch at a sweet restaurant called “Mom’s”. See? For Mother’s Day? Haha, right? The joke was [...]
Ok, so the latest trend in my ‘hood is vomit: human vomit. It’s everywhere, huge puddles on the sidewalk. It’s the new dog shit, apparently. Lucky us. Nothing like slipping in a lake of partially digested lasagna! But this? This is cute. At least, as cute as a huge dump of shit can be. I [...]
Sometimes I think people must think I’m weird for taking pictures of the things I do. It’s true, I am strange, I guess. It’s the only explanation for these pictures. This is the sidewalk outside my local titty bar. I noticed the blood a couple days ago and yesterday it had all been circled in [...]
Assuming it was Ari that set this Ken doll up before she left for vacation…He’s wearing Barbie’s pants, Happy Meal toy mask and one of his own boots on his arm. And I have NO IDEA what it means but I like it.
So this won’t top the maggots in the kitchen rolling a couple balloons story, but it’s still pretty horrible: Today, on the subway platform, a couple I see almost daily outside the bank near the corner of Yonge and Eglinton. She has a little doggy that isn’t terribly friendly to strangers and he sells the [...]
Remember this post? Remember how it was gross enough without the visuals? Ha ha on YOU. Shannon bought me a teeny tiny memory card for my phone and now I can post my phone pictures! Yay for everyone! Really. Is that not the grossest thing ever?
Ok, I wasn’t going to tell this little story, but because I had such a fun evening-in which I went to see Mamma Mia! with the woman I work for who decided that she’s so in love with Pierce Brosnan that he feels the same way about her-that ended so hilariously, I have to share. [...]
Here’s another sign that I am getting old: I don’t understand the fashions of today. For instance: On the subway ride home there were two mid-teen girls who were both wearing mini shorts with lumberjack socks and one had moccasins on her feet, the other had Birkenstocks. Ugly as hell. But before that, I [...]
So I went to the house today to do more organizing and cleaning. I got a LOT of work done. It seems easier when you’re alone with no distractions. I finished our bedroom, Ari’s bedroom and both bathrooms, and did a bunch of work in the kitchen. I should have known something weird was going [...]
