Category: fucking weird man

Kids these days

Posted by Caitlin Jane – 05/08/2008

   Here’s another sign that I am getting old: I don’t understand the fashions of today. For instance: On the subway ride home there were two mid-teen girls who were both wearing mini shorts with lumberjack socks and one had moccasins on her feet, the other had Birkenstocks. Ugly as hell.

But before that, I saw this lovely lady walking in front of me. I started laughing out loud and tore through my purse to find my camera and I didn’t even bother turning off the flash to be surreptitious. Eff that, her shirt was screaming for a picture. My pleasure!

Ha! Ha!

It’s a little bunched up, so I will help: It reads “COMMING TO THE PARTY?”

Oh boy. That paired with the acid washed multi-ruffle mini skirt and smelly old flip flops, I’m going to decline the invitation.

Ew. Ew ew ew.

Posted by Caitlin Jane – 22/07/2008

So I went to the house today to do more organizing and cleaning. I got a LOT of work done. It seems easier when you’re alone with no distractions. I finished our bedroom, Ari’s bedroom and both bathrooms, and did a bunch of work in the kitchen. I should have known something weird was going on in the house when I found the first maggot on the floor in the middle of the top floor hallway. That’s the first ew in the title.

But the kitchen… Ali, stop reading now, ok? I moved a bag that was on the floor in the kitchen, an empty bag, a big plastic tote bag from Ikea…And there were about 40 maggots under it. Nothing stinky, nothing gooey, nothing foody, nothing yummy (for maggots), just…maggots. And then they all started crawling in unison in the same direction and I screamed. I screamed in an empty house, by myself, around mid day. Then I grabbed a broom and tried to corral them into a pile while I contemplated their fate. Then they all started crawling in unison again so I screamed again. Luckily I was interrupted by a phone call from Shannon.  Who was NO help at all.

What made it really scary was that there were 2 balloons on the floor, empty, untied balloons. One red and one blue. So when I swept the maggots into a tidy pile the balloons were swept into it too. Then when the maggots started their disgusting race, they made the balloons slowly roll across the floor too.  Vom, right? I had the brains to take a couple pictures, but I only had my phone cam with me and I don’t know how to make them appear on my computer.

Ew ew ew. To the max.

Sexy!

Posted by Caitlin Jane – 08/07/2008

I was looking for size 5 swim suits today and found this. The tag inside says it’s for an 18 month old.

Ugh.

Is your toddler sexy? Were her first words “that’s hot”? This bathing suit was $3o at Winner’s. Gross, eh.

Funny video

Posted by Caitlin Jane – 08/05/2008

I laughed at this earlier and had the song stuck in my head for a while. I shared it with Roo, who laughed too. Now it’s your turn.

Fetal Scooby Doo…I wish I thought up things like this.

Thanks to GM.

Porn.

Posted by Caitlin Jane – 22/02/2008

NSFW?

Hawt.

Yes, I stole it from Digg.

Damn pigeons.

Posted by Caitlin Jane – 20/02/2008

I went out for girls night on Saturday with Emily, Libs and Jen. We went to Dee’s for King’s Crown and wings. It’s very strange, after so many nights spent there to leave without a) reaking of cigarette smoke and b) falling into a gutter. It’s also very weird to see children there. La plus ca change, n’est-ce pas?

On my way there, on the TTC, I waited for a while at Bathurst station where I was entertained by the pigeons milling about inside the station. They are like miniature humans, they are so comfortable being indoors. And the best part when one wandered up to the window and looked outside at the pigeons there. I really wonder what they are thinking. Probably very little.

As it were, I couldn’t resist taking a picture:

hmmm

And these:

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Sorry for the graininess. I was using a different setting on my camera, which works well for outdoor skating pictures, but not so well for indoor pigeon pictures.

Ah, Hum.

Posted by Caitlin Jane – 08/02/2008

I have spent the last few weeks pouring over Amazon.com and adding insane amounts of nonsense to my wishlist. Today I came across what may become my favourite vendor ever. They do printed t shirts and while a lot of them are rather typical “funny” shirts, such as Nintendo logos or Dwight from The Office, a lot of them can be broken down into 2 categories:

“I <3 _____”

A few of these make sense, but only a small few. Most don’t make ANY sense whatsoever, not even to an alien. Some samples:

shirts!

See what I mean? Provel? Who’s Steph? Or Vito Fossella?

Or these:

more shirts

Yes, I did look up stuff on Wikipedia too. Vlissingen is Dutch for Flushing, a city, I guess. We know what wookies are and what Velveeta is. Robert Gould Shaw? Hmm. Yeah, I guess I love him.

The other category is “funny phrases”. Funny is a loose term.

even more shirts

I know, the third one over belongs in the first categories, but I thought it was funny that it got spelled out rather than a red heart. Isis Isis ra ra ra? WTF?? I do admit that I would wear the last one happily.

They also have weird rando picture shirts and these two represent my favourites:

last shirts

Yes, the first one is a man truffle hunting with his pig on a leash. The second is a beekeeper. No, it’s not every day you see a truffling shirt, is it? I almost put it on my wish list. ALMOST.

Feel free to post your favourites in my comments. There are so many to choose from and I only got to the 12th page of pictures before I had to rest. And also feel free to buy me any thing on my wish list. Really.