Category Archives: fucking weird

Wing ding

I woke up from a very strange dream yesterday: that Rush Limbaugh had come out of the closet to a not terribly positive reception. I was somehow friends with him or maybe an aide or assistant and he was a total mess, his shirt stained, his hair sticking up and dirty. He was a sad, [...]

The Cockneys are coming

And they need help with conversions, it seems. I imagine Dick Van Dyke’s voice as Bert in Mary Poppins. (I was looking for a picture of an owl. I swear.)

My other favourite kids

No, not the one at my house or the two at Em’s. These guys live on Pape. I think there might be something wrong with the little boy’s head, it’s sort of lumpy. His sister is cute. I think they are on their way to communion or something religey like that.